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Twerking hard or hardly twerking?


offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ


spicy-spicer:

in a jiffy

cokeflow:

Should I wear all black or all black today



folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss



maybe if i was attractive this whole love life thing would be easier




krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 




sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

forgottenwinterfrost:

aelx:

ipoog:

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL




i-will-pursue-your-presence:

mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

I like human beings.


beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3



thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."




breakfastburritoe:

up-at12-again:

breakfastburritoe:

part lion

What I wanna know is why there are so many Shrek pictures…

Um those are selfies from my webcam?? Are you suggesting im an ogre that’s kind of rude i thought this website was accepting of differences but apparently not



I'm Crissy and I am a total loser





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